In light of the onslaught of special people that are swirling around the dating pool... I figured I would post a public service announcement.
1. Please don't open the convo with "you have a nice rack - want to practice making babies." - this will get you absolutely no where... just sayin.
2. Please don't send unsolicited pictures of your junk. - no explanation needed here.
3. Please don't tell me all about your exs. While it is healthy to have discourse regarding past relationships... this should not happen until you are actually dating.
4. Please don't bash my attire. It is okay to complement, but if you don't like it, please keep your minimum wage opinions to yourself. Yes I like large earring, no you don't have to like them.
5. After kissing me, please don't proclaim that I should have charged for that. Comparing me to a prostitute is not endearing ... pretty much the easiest way to never get a call back.
enough for now.. more to come...
Must.have.more.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you need to update your profile. Says you still live in Carnation. That was so four months ago.
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