I feel inspired by the divine Miss Brittany B to continue on:
1. Please - if you have a collection of action figures and nerf guns that is great - but if it fills your entire home and garage - this would be something you should mention before I see it for myself.
2. If we set up a date - please actually show up. My time is precious and babysitters are expensive. Calling after you stood me up, stoned and drunk, and telling me that you grow pot in your closet and used to run a prostitution ring in Florida... yeah - not so much. Thanks for telling me, but it would have been better if that had been your opening act and not after I had invested my time.
3. please don't text me 7 times at 2 am to tell me what I am missing out... and then following up with 2 texts in the morning to apologise for the 7 texts in the middle of the night - and then following up with unsolicited pictures of your penis... while your penis is impressive (I will give you that) it isn't going to change my mind about not dating a pot smoking pimp.
*caveat* is it sad that after seeing the pics I actually thought about it for a second??? oh man, well at least I got over that fast. I am better now, I promise.
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